Salutes are a kind of videos that people use, they are telling something goodiest the media, most people made salutes.
<good media>? Wow! This (type of media) rocks!
<description as to why this rocks>
The characters like to <media>!
Do you know who likes this <media>? <good person>! <description as to why <good person> likes this>
Do you know who hates this <media>? <bad person>! <description as to why <bad person> hates this>
So rules <media>! And rules <media>!
<media> sucks! End of salute!
Next Salute! <next salute name>